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Human Events October 12th, 2009

Friday the Nobel committee gave Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize for being Barack Obama.  This is entirely appropriate as being Barack Obama is Barack Obama’s greatest and only achievement in life, so far.

 
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Human Events August 18th, 2009

Part of the Health Care Revolt is simply people’s revulsion at Washington’s obsession with the Grand Plan -- the bundled, comprehensive, and simultaneous reform of the entire universe that seems to appeal so deeply to the self-aggrandizing megalomaniac type that usually runs for office.

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Energy Tribune August 12th, 2009

Today I am proud to announce that my toaster gets over 230 miles per gallon (in the city). In fact, it gets well over that, having used absolutely no gas in several years of daily toasting of untold breads and pastries. Also, my computer gets shockingly good gas mileage, and my shoes, and my tomato plants. Even my dog gets incredible gas mileage, and she’s been dead for five years.  What? All these “facts” are absolutely nonsensical and irrelevant, because those things don’t run off of gasoline in the first place? Well, yeah, but then neither does the Chevy Volt in city driving.

Human Events August 11th, 2009
 
The Brave New World of Obama's Huxleyian Cash for Clunkers Program: supporting the economy with incentivized vandalism.

Human Events July 30th, 2009
 
Cambridge -- Central Square’s normally peaceful, if vibrant, restaurant community was thrown into conflict this week after the Wow Say Tongue! Chinese restaurant, the city’s largest, announced plans to expand by annexing The Jolly Lama, a smaller Tibetan themed restaurant located next door.

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