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The Ultimate: Friday the Nobel committee
gave Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize for being Barack Obama. This is entirely appropriate as being Barack Obama is
Barack Obama’s greatest and only achievement in life, so far. |
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The Penultimate Four: Part of the Health Care Revolt
is simply people’s revulsion at Washington’s obsession with the Grand Plan -- the bundled, comprehensive, and
simultaneous reform of the entire universe that seems to appeal so deeply to the self-aggrandizing megalomaniac type that
usually runs for office.  Today I am proud to announce
that my toaster gets over 230 miles per gallon (in the city). In fact, it gets well over that, having used absolutely no gas
in several years of daily toasting of untold breads and pastries. Also, my computer gets shockingly good gas mileage, and
my shoes, and my tomato plants. Even my dog gets incredible gas mileage, and she’s been dead for five years. What?
All these “facts” are absolutely nonsensical and irrelevant, because those things don’t run off of gasoline
in the first place? Well, yeah, but then neither does the Chevy Volt in city driving.
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