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Good
news, friends! Barack Obama has a plan to generate energy from his own self-contradictions, thus saving us kabillions
of dollars we might otherwise spend on energy or economic growth.
It’s
a rare day when I find myself agreeing with a liberal Democrat from New York, but today that’s exactly what is happening.
I’m just worried that his plan to open the borders to truly deserving immigrants may not go far enough.
There’s
a lot of talk today about the size of one’s so-called “carbon footprint” as a measure of alleged greenness.
Perhaps a better measure might be the size of one’s corn footprint. That’s because our current rush towards ethanol
– that greenest of green fuels – has, in just a few years, reached major geographic proportions.
Senate
Democrats fell just a few votes short this week of repeating one of the great acts stupidity of modern times. In an
apparent homage to Jimmy Carter and the1970s, Democrat leader Harry Reid attempted to shove through a “windfall”
profits tax designed to seize 25% of any American oil company profits that the Democrats see as “excessive,” “obscene,”
or just shiny and ripe for the taking by Big Government.
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