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What's Worse Than Open Borders?
Human Events, January 10th, 2007
Look around you...

Why Illegal Immigration Is About to Get Worse
Human Events, January 2nd, 2007
What's a six-syllable way to say 'amnesty'?

The Anti-Death Penalty Hysterics' Newest Angel
Human Events, December 19th, 2006
Execution of Florida's Angel Diaz has left in a tizzy

Clinton-Bush '08!
Clinton-Bush Forever!
Human Events, December 12th, 2006
One presidency per family is all America can handle

UN Report:
Poor Own Less Than Rich.
Human Events, December 6th, 2006
Assets, debts may factor into poor vs. rich divide!

The Radical Islam Suicide Hotline and Dispatch Center.
Human Events, November 28th, 2006
Some thoughts on the suicide aspect of suicide bombing.

Did George W. Bush Kill JFK?
Human Events, November 21st, 2006
The depressing Gnostic history of popular culture.

Killing the GOP Brand
The American Thinker, November 21st, 2006
Why the GOP's defeat is worse than you think.

Al Qaeda, Iran, Hugo Chavez, N.Y. Times Celebrate Democrat Victory
Human Events, November 14th, 2006
It’s morning again in anti-America.

Kim Jong-Il: No Dong, Itty Bitty Bang Bang
Energy Tribune, November 13th, 2006
Quick: Stop the madman from disarming himself!

Election 2006: The Day the Insurgent's Long War Strategy Finally Pays Off
Human Events, November 7th, 2006
Our troops persevere, but civilians throw in towel.

If Dems Take Congress, Bush Will Get His Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
Human Events, October 31st, 2006
Next battle for borders is at polls on Election Day

The Lamprey in The Garden of Eden (Dance Remix)
Human Events, October 24th, 2006
Must mankind be responsible for nature's every blemish?

Has 'Peak Oil' Peaked Too Soon?
Energy Tribune, October 18th, 2006
Human industry vs. Michael Caine.

Harry Reid's Real Estate Investing System
Human Events, October 17th, 2006
How you can make millions by 'doing nothing'!

Book Review: Mark Steyn's America Alone
Human Events, October 10th, 2006
Who has the will to survive in the long term?

Perhaps GOP Should Take a 'Page' From Democrat's Book
Human Events, October 3rd, 2006
And maybe Foley should have just switched parties...

Chavez's Citgo is No Friend of America
Human Events, September 26th, 2006
Hugo Chavez has hijacked Citgo.

Is the Pope Hitler?
Human Events, September 19th, 2006
The irrational reaction to Benedict's appeal to reason.

Flex-fuel: Viagra for Big Oil
Energy Tribune, September 13th, 2006
To be wanted is to be loved. But to be needed is to be loathed.

Would the Breakup of Iraq Break Up Iran as Well?
Human Events, September 12th, 2006
Those who live in tinderboxes shouldn't play with fire

Children: National Treasure or Personal Luxury Item?
Human Events, September 5th, 2006
Raise tax exemption for kids to $15,000 per year

A Flood of Immigration Like Any Other?
Human Events, August 29th, 2006
Depending on who you listen to, America is either being swamped by an unprecedented tsunami of immigration, or there is absolutely nothing unusual going on at all.

The War on Terror, the Bataan Death March, Smart Bombs and the Myth of the Lone Ranger
Human Events, August 22nd, 2006
Terror, and our response to it, are both products of irrational cultural predispositions

The Lamprey in the Garden of Eden
Energy Tribune, August 11th, 2006
One of the great clichés of modern American politics is that its right wing is a creature of religion, while its left wing provides a rational antithesis.

Abundant Food and Leisure:
The Poor Are Hardest Hit
Human Events, August 16th, 2006
The war on hunger is over -- and Haagen-Dazs has won.

'Huge' Prudhoe Bay Oil Shutdown: Not Half of Probable ANWR Production
Human Events, August 8th, 2006
If the amount of oil in Prudhoe Bay is significant, then the amount of oil in ANWR is very, very significant indeed

A Higher Minimum Wage and Free Ice Cream for All!
Human Events, July 31st, 2006
The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny explain the fantasy of the 'Minimum Wage'

Instant Mexicans!
Human Events, July 24th, 2006
From housing projects to 'casa projects'

Soot: Nature's Sunscreen?
Energy Tribune, July 11th, 2006
Thanks to Clean Air Laws, we're practically naked now

Bloomberg: N.Y. Too Corrupt to Function Without Illegals
Human Events, July 11th, 2006
Michael Bloomberg: Latin America's Mayor?

The War on Bush
Human Events, July 6th, 2006
vs. The War on Terror

The Terrible Tragedy of Charity.
Human Events, June 26th, 2006
Warren Buffet benefited man, now chooses charity instead.

55 Guardsmen Decrease Mexican Border Infiltration 21% in 10 Days.
Human Events, June 19th, 2006
Myth of unstoppable illegal immigration crumbles

When Taxes Start Sneaking Across the Border...
Human Events, June 13th, 2006
...the border will be secured. The "Fair Tax" as a tool for border security?

An Evil Man's Death Replenishes Me
Human Events, June 9th, 2006
John Donne Never Met Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi.

The Diabolical Plot To Increase Or Decrease Oil Supplies.
Energy Tribune, May 25th, 2006
Welcome, Brothers, to this month’s meeting of the Brotherhood of Insidious Giant Oil Industry Leaders (BIG OIL)...

Let Illegal Aliens Support Amnesty RINOs
Human Events, May 22nd, 2006
Time for conservatives to withhold money from GOP.

Planned to Death
Human Events, May 22nd, 2006
Making a world too perfect for children.

Bush's Message:
I Won't Enforce Laws We Have Until I Get the Laws I Want.
Human Events, May 16th, 2006
'Comprehensive' immigration reform holds border security hostage for 'guest worker' ransom


Immigration Reform Will Fail Without Deportation.
Human Events, May 8th, 2006
If we only build a wall, we solve only half the problem.

Just Invading the Homes Americans Won't Invade.
Human Events, May 1st, 2006
The 'feel-good' story of Mexico's Francisco Serrano.

A Day Without Illegal Aliens?
It's A Start!
Human Events, April 27th, 2006
Counteract the pro-amnesty boycott with some national retail therapy.

The O'Reilly Fiction
Human Events, April 24th, 2006
High gas prices as conspiracy theory.



Al Gore's Here.
The World Can Climax Now.
Energy Tribune, April 22nd, 2006
The end of the world is a special time. But then Al is a special guy.

Open Borders Threaten Free Trade
The American Thinker, April 20th, 2006
If people are forced to choose or reject both free trade and uncontrolled immigration as a set, free trade will not last long.

Do You Really Believe Illegal Immigrants Will Save Social Security?
Human Events, April 17th, 2006
Low income tax-generating machines?

Don't Cry for the Failed Immigration 'Compromise'
Human Events, April 10th, 2006
Just make sure it's dead.

Pre-emptive Surrender of the Borders.
The American Thinker, April 6th, 2006
If 11 million illegal aliens can't be moved, how did they get here?

Undocumented Welder Topples Spanish Language Radio Towers.
Human Events, April 1st, 2006
Will Bush Grant Him Amnesty?

Illegal Aliens: Just Mobbing the Streets Americans Won't Mob
Human Events, March 27th, 2006
Of course criminals dislike increased law enforcement.
File provided courtesy of Rush Limbaugh and

Oil Company Commercials
I'd Like to See.
Energy Tribune, March 28th, 2006
Let the Greenies pay for their own propaganda.

Are You a Sucker or Are You a Leech?
Human Events, March 20th, 2006
Taxes make us all one or the other; see which you are.

It's Not Xenophobia. It's Xenonausea.
Human Events, March 13th, 2006
Americans are sick of having the world forced together.

Countering 'The Ayman al-Zawahiri Show'
Human Events, March 6th, 2006
America fights brilliantly, but often you'd never know it
Good Night, Osama Bin Brokeback: Trans-Syriana Constant Gardner.
Human Events, March 3rd, 2006
Surprise last minute entry becomes Oscar favorite!
Voting in America: Free to Choose?
Human Events, February 27, 2006
Unless you want smaller government, less welfare, secure borders, fewer corporate handouts...
Col. Sanders MIA After Cartoon Riots.
Human Events, February 20, 2006
What the #*<% does KFC have to do with Denmark?
The New Shakers.
Human Events, February 13, 2006
Converts, immigrants, furniture and BMWs...
The Guest (Worker) Who Wouldn't Leave.
Human Events, February 6, 2006
Does even Bush believe such workers would be temporary?
Global Lynch Mob Attacks Free Speech.
Human Events, February 3, 2006
It is not just government that can threaten our rights.
America's Energy Policy: Obstruct Supply, Marvel at Price.
Human Events, January 30, 2006
High energy costs are a mystery.
Kyoto: Simply a Plan for Passing Gas.
Human Events, January 23, 2006
Do we really want to push our industries into the third world?
A Major Victory Against Illegal Immigration -- in Massachusetts?
Human Events, January 16, 2006
When enough people speak, even politicians get it.
To the 57 Massachusetts Reps voting to subsidize tuition for illegal aliens., January 12, 2006
Take My Power ... Please!
Human Events, January 9, 2006
Without activist judges, politicians might have to admit their beliefs.
The Soviets Had the KGB -- Al Qaeda Has the NYT.
Human Events, January 2, 2006
Hold the phone, Osama! Look what we just read.
*Featured in Rush Limbaugh's "Total Stack of Stuff".*
Bush Violates Terrorists' Nuclear Privacy.
Human Events, December 26, 2005
Where will the civil rights scandals end?
Dems Must Believe Bush Made U.S. Safer.
Human Events, December 19, 2005
Otherwise, why are they so eager to limit anti-terror efforts they once supported?
A Nation of Widgets: The Wall Street Journal and Open Borders.
Human Events, December 12, 2005
Occasionally, an editorial appears that is so poorly argued, so broad, and so internally flawed that it encapsulates every possible weakness in an opponent's logic.
Illegal Alien Invasion Deadlier than Iraq.
Human Events, December 5, 2005
But who's counting?
The 1000th Execution.
The American Thinker, December 1, 2005
It's a start.
*Featured in Rush Limbaugh's "Total Stack of Stuff" -so you know it's good.*
To Rehabilitate a Man, Sentence Him to Death.
Human Events, November 28, 2005
Nothing seems to trigger complete rehabilitation more surely than a death sentence.
The End Begins in Iraq.
Human Events, Novenmber 21, 2005
We have illusions aboout clean, pleasant war.
Why is 'Talk Radio' So Conservative?
Human Events, November 14, 2005
How Dan Rather helped create conservative radio.
As France Burns, Immigration Debate Rears its Ugly Head.
Human Events, November 7, 2005
How did America Assimilate Past Immigrants? And can Europe (and America) repeat the feat?
When Will the CIA Leave Al Qaeda Alone and Get Back To Hunting the President?
Human Events, November 3, 2005
Let’s put Valerie Plame in charge of the CIA’s secret Al Qaeda prisons.
Misoverestimated -- Just Too Clever
Human Events, October 31, 2005
Bush, Miers, and the fine line between really clever and just plain dumb.
Just How Temporary are 'Guest Workers?' Let’s Ask Their Grandchildren!
Human Events, October 24, 2005
An American guest worker program cannot work as anything other than a back-door amnesty for our current illegal aliens.
Eeeeek! It’s EekoWorld.
Human Events, October 17, 2005
PBS’s new website teaches (your) children what they should vote for.
Are Conservatives the Black Voters of the Republican Party?
Human Events, October 11, 2005
The Republican leadership slights Conservatives, not in spite of the fact that they are the most reliable part of the base, but because of it.
*Discussed on "The Rush Limbaugh Show" -so you know it's worth reading.*
Bush Names New Agriculture Chief
The Right Angle, October 5, 2005
Danger: Sarcasm Ahead.
What Did We Ever Do Without Illegal Aliens?
Human Events, October 3, 2005
Oh yeah . . . we worked.
Why Iraq is not like Vietnam: A Primer for the Geopolitically "Challenged."
Human Events, September 26, 2005
One of the many negative consequences of America’s defeat in The Vietnam War has been the uncontrolled proliferation of Vietnams since then. ..
The Katrina Speech Bush Should Have Given.
Human Events, September 19, 2005
An Opportunity for Leadership, Lost.
Big Government Is Not a Goal, It Is a Tactic -- And Now It Is a Republican Tactic.
Human Events, September 16, 2005
The pandering of ambitious whores unburdened by principle.
The True Failures of the Federal Response to Katrina.
Human Events, September 12, 2005
And five reforms to prevent a repeat of it all...
New Orleans Didn’t Just Go Nuts -- It’s Been Nuts
Human Events, September 06, 2005
It wasn’t desperation, or insanity, or protest. It was New Orleans, without police.
*Featured in Rush Limbaugh's "Total Stack of Stuff" -so you know it's good.*
What Increase in Hurricanes?
The Right Angle, September 06, 2005
Research shows that maybe we need to burn more fossil fuels.
RFK Jr. –High Priest of the Weather Cult., September 01, 2005
Repent now or pay hail.
Imaginary-Americans: An Increasingly Disenfranchised Minority
Human Events, August 29, 2005
From the cemeteries of Chicago to the backwoods of Appalachia to the homeless voters of Seattle, Imaginary-Americans have long been a core Democrat constituency.
Liberals First, Americans Second: San Francisco No Longer Supports the U.S. Military.
Human Events, August 22, 2005
Feinstein secures memorial ship, San Francisco refuses to display it.
Judge Rules: If Feds Won't Enforce Immigration Laws, Locals Must Not.
Human Events, August 15, 2005
Policeman enforces law, controversy ensues...
GERONIMO! The NCAA Goes off The Reservation over Team Mascots.
Human Events, August 8, 2005
The new PC-NCAA.
What Would It Cost to Deport Illegal Aliens?
Human Events, August 1, 2005
And what would it save us?
Dying to be Martyrs.
Human Events, July 25, 2005
When I grow up, I want to be a disposable timer!
Chuck Schumer has Questions.
Human Events, July 18, 2005
Here are some answers...
'Good-Hearted Folks' from across Big River Continue to Add to Native American Economy.
Human Events, July 11, 2005
Yet some Braves hostile to pale-faced newcomers.
Tax the Poor.
Human Events, July 5, 2005
Do it for the children!
Progressive taxation is simply increased taxation.
Taxes: All the Good the Public Needs.
Human Events, June 29, 2005
Some property owners are more equal than others.
Liberal Losers Conduct a Fool's Hearing.
Human Events, June 20, 2005
Dude, it’s gonna be, like, so cool after we start the revolution and can finally get our old jobs back
A Quiet Turning Point in Iraq?
Human Events, June 14, 2005
The Iraqi government is fighting back.
The Scandal of American Imperfection
Human Events, June 6, 2005
When nothing less than perfect will do, you’ve already decided to defame.
Knife Control
Human Events, June 1, 2005
Making the World safe for dangerous people to roam free.
Rebuild Twin Towers Boldly --Not Just One
Human Events, May 25, 2005
An open letter to Larry Silverstein, leaseholder of the WTC site.
Lawlessness: The Solution to Anarchy!
Human Events, May 16, 2005
Fighting Crime the McCain/Kennedy Way.

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